Suzy Prior fears cows so I fended them off with her umbrella.
I shooed them; they came back.
I shooed them again; they came back again.
They started at me for ages as if they were thinking- WTF is that knobtard with the umbrella at?
While they stared, Suzy Prior stood near the water, laughing and videoing.
Then, unexpectedly, a black cow projected a stream of amber-coloured piss and, from a behind it, a black cow stuck out its tongue and caught some.
'Look Suzy Prior,' I called out, 'that cow is drinking the other cow's piss.'
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