In this instant, it is right and essential to judge a book by its cover. Not since my heterosexual days have I put something so unappealling in my mouth. The Tesco ‘free from’ range is just that! Free from the desire to ever purchase a foodstuff (and I use the term loosely) from this range again. NAY, indeed to ever walk down the Free From aisle again. I’ll try to relate what a glop of this white sludge in the mouth feels like. It’s the consistency of….cold scrambled eggs, blended lightly, so you get lump and liquid across the tongue at the same time. The only taste you can expect is if you’re using a dirty spoon to eat it with. The taste testers in the Tesco kitchens must have been on MDMA. Actually, go and buy a tub of it. Try it. I’m stunned it’s even in sale. #freefrom http://instagr.am/p/NODpuFONm2/
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