Friday, 20 January 2012





Here’s something you may not know.
Adultery cannot be used as a reason to dissolve a civil partnership.
You wanna know why?
Because ADULTERY can only occur if a PENIS and a VAGINA are used to perform it.


The alternative?
If you did shag someone else whilst Civilly (or Uncivilly) Partnered, one must use unreasonable behaviour as grounds.


I mean, just so you know, in case this happens to you, here are some of the things being claimed against ME-
Mental Instability
Verbal Abuse
Sexually Unfaithful.
And there are 7 more because apparently there have to be 10…with DATES supplied!

'I dare say you will hate me' said my soon to be ex-wife.

Well, up until this moment I had actually still LOVED the woman I married.
Now?
Now I’m just crying.


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This drawing of a sheep’s head is the central image of a large drawing commissioned for the new Whetherspoon’s about to open in Witney.
It’s 130cmx130cm, and the theme?
Witney!

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