Today I took my aunt (visiting from Australia) for a drive to Bourton on the Water.
Truly, the place should be renamed Bought-on on the Water.
Buy a parking space for £3.
Buy a cream tea for £5.
And finally, buy a piss in the public toilets for 20p.
'The seats better be fucking warmed and fur-lined.' I said to a woman who was slipping a 20 into the turnstile so she too could buy herself a temporary place to wee.
AW’s review of Bought on the Water- “Too true most expensive place to look at a river. Hope you had a poo to make it worth your while.”
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